Story (by Michelle): "Yipes! I can't believe the tone of that guys arms," Jo said. The other two girls - Oy and Ay - gawped as they blazed into the room at the 30th reunion. They were dressed like 18-year old milk maidens, fresh off the dairy trucks. The grim fleet of almost 50-year olds were not moved by the mights of the women who were eons away from high school yet dense enough to still act like little girls, running up tabs and using ganja like it was iced tea on a hot day. The guys that were in the ag department shook their heads in disgust, and the women stood with gourds full of duff, thought to themselves, "poor little cubs, baited for the masses, but looking like clowns." Sensing that their grand entrance was a bust, the three ladies, feeling like kips, backed out of the room, knowing that they were not loved by their former classmates.
Words: Blazed; Loved; Gourd; Mights; Rim -> Grim; Ganja; Tea; Moved; Tab; Gawp; Ag; Tone; Jo; Oy; Ay; Eon; Fleet; Dairy; Duff; Yipe, cubs, baited, kip (a bundle of undressed hides); dense
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In the new house on frat row, Xi-Qua-Ag, a fleet of boys felt moved to have a party. There was much to celebrate as the tab for the rent on the house was back to zero. The mights of the gods were surely smiling on them! Some of the fellas wanted to keep it PG, playing spirited carols (The First Noel being a favorite!), serving dairy products and a dense duff. But some of the others, having not had a party in eons, were anticipating their sister sorority, Oy-Jo-Ay, wanting more than tea in gourds. They loved the ganja, and with the tight shirts that they wear, (the ones with CUBS blazed across their chests), they obviously baited themselves for the horny guys who gawped at them all night. But the tone of the party was grim, catching a kip before the debauchery ensued... YIPES!!!!